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drinking Riesling, you become a better person.
Let’s
begin with the obvious or maybe not so obvious…RIESLING
IS NOT AN INHERENTLY SWEET WINE.
Okay,
so that is out of the way. Next up.
What
needs to be made abundantly clear is that when
the Riesling grape is grown in any of the 13 wine
regions of Germany, it can produce some of the
most sublime, well-balanced wines on the planet
Earth. And yes, there probably will be some residual
sugar. But who cares. In America, we talk dry
but we drink sweet. Don’t deny it; other
than New York City school kids, someone is drinking
all that Coke and Dr. Pepper and Snapple. What
you need to understand, accept, and embrace is
that in the finer German wine circles, this residual
sugar is counterbalanced by a high level of tartaric
acid. When a wine rides this razor’s edge
of balance, it is the most thrilling beverage
possible.
Compare
it to the Rock vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin on
Monday Night RAW, you are sitting on the edge
of the couch, your final pig-in-a-blanket is on
the floor, and your case of Bud is finally depleted.
This is the excitement I am talking about. This
next fact may be even harder to accept but you’ve
come this far: wine does not have to spend time
in new, super toasted, French oak barrels to be
considered great. Great is when you can sense
where the grapes were grown and who cared for
them simply because the resulting wine has perfect
clarity and is unencumbered by wine growing and
wine making stupidity. If God wanted us
to drink Frankenstein wines, he would have given
us the neuro complexity of an amoeba.
Rudolf
Steiner urged us to become aware of one’s
humanity. By drinking Riesling, you become a better
person.
Excerpted from the Hearth Winelist, full pdf available here
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